First he caught a couple of bears... made sure they knew who was boss.
Mostly by showing off his scary teeth.
Then we went on to the tigers and caught one... but he was worried it might already be dying!
Jack Hanna would be proud. Now onto the wrangling of the fiercest of wild animals... the panther.
First you have to outsmart him. Give him a hard math problem to think about, like Algebra. "x + y =?"
Good. He's stunned.
Quick, grab him by the teeth!
Perfect job, little d!
He saved a panther, two tigers, and a half dozen bears from the wily traps of the crazy Ohioans.
Editor's note: No animals or small children were harmed in the making of this [blog] story ...
the Kevs only pretend bites and has never actually hurt little d, or baby d for that matter :)